One of my Birthday presents today was a kit for self-diagnosis for prostate disease, part of the new Republican health care plan. A correctly crooked finger, some of Dr. Shtickinhiney's lube, and a mirror. I guess the mirror is for those people who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
It also came with a roll of GOP toilet paper to wipe up the mess they are making.
I also got lots of booze for cocktails for numbing the pain, and for that, I am happy to be another year older.
Just a little political humor for today.